I LOVE HOW MUCH NIALL LOVES IRELAND AND HOW MUCH IRELAND LOVES AND IS PROUD OF HIM!! HE GETS INVITED TO ALL FORMAL EVENTS OF THE IRISH COMMUNITY,HE REPRESENTS IRELAND IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN AND I’M SURE THAT WHEN 1D IS OVER,HE’LL BE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF IRELAND.

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bert-macklen-fbi:

correct representation of how I handle everything





prep-inmystep:

Jordan Spieth…call me 😍☎️

prep-inmystep:

Jordan Spieth…call me 😍☎️



marinaandthedildos:

President Obama standing next to his Vice President, True Jackson.

marinaandthedildos:

President Obama standing next to his Vice President, True Jackson.





withabigblackhorseandacherrytree:

Majestic scratchies!

withabigblackhorseandacherrytree:

Majestic scratchies!



phantasticphil:

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

i aspire to being this attractive one day



soloontherocks:

221cbakerstreet:

insomniac—thoughts:

pleatedjeans:

via

Parenting: you’re doing it right. 

oh my god that’s a perfect evil plan

suddenly I am completely comfortable leaving the fate of the country in the hands of someone who is clearly an evil genius

soloontherocks:

221cbakerstreet:

insomniac—thoughts:

pleatedjeans:

via

Parenting: you’re doing it right. 

oh my god that’s a perfect evil plan

suddenly I am completely comfortable leaving the fate of the country in the hands of someone who is clearly an evil genius



posted 1 month ago with 355 notes.